A Real Zombie Housewife of Orange County

My friend Cocoa and I have been saying "We have to get together soon!" for a long time. It was too long. But we finally got excited enough about something to finally get together. This was it: Real Zombie Housewives of Orange County. See, Cocoa's super awesome hobby when she's not being a nurse is makeup! And not just regular pretty makeup, but crazy makeup. So when we decided to get together for a photoshoot, we just had to take advantage of that. So the idea of a zombie housewife came to me while driving through Ladera Ranch, where I live. If you've been there or have seen the Real Housewives on Bravo, you know that it's a very Stepford Wives type of community. I really don't know how I got specifically to what you're going to see in this post; it just kind of evolved into this. I do know that it was so so much fun!